Friday, May 20, 2011

JUST IN CASE!

Hey, turn off that family radio and listen up! People get ready- Jesus is comin.' In the unlikely event you haven't been online lately- this rapture is all over the internets. And the internets, as we well know, are full of crazies and solid info. You just don't know which is which. So, let's take a look at what is being discussed.

Enjoy this link full of advice from Gawker:"What to do when the raptures doesn't happen."
http://gawker.com/5803950/
Really, "act casual" might be the best advice.

A *personalized* rapture survival kit:
http://www.rapture-survival-kit.com/
A letter to your loved ones will let them know where to find you!

ABC is on board:
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/slideshow/rapture-2011-pop-culture-signs-doomsday-us-13638601

And so is the Centers for Disease Control. Yes, the CDC.
http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp


Tonight we are headed to Henrypalooza in case it's our last Friday night out. Ever. And tomorrow, I boldly made plans to meet up with about 10 other gals for a GNO @ Chuck and Birds, our locavore hangout. However, the way I see it is this: the rapture is scheduled for 6pm in every time zone. (Sorry, New Zealand.) So us sinners on EST have about 16 hrs to get right with Jesus if shit goes down. If not, I'm totally whooping it up @ our GNO by making fun of the rapture believers.

What are your rapture plans?

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